Random Musings of an innocent

You know, it's one of those days you are the innocent one caught in a cross-fire and asking yourself why.

Yeah, and the day always come when my mom decided that today is a perfect day for spring-cleaning. With my sis in school, and my bro serving the country and an unhelpful dad who would rather slack on the sofa. My dearest mum decided to give me her undivided attention, while I was still in bed. -.-

Naturally, I took my time getting out of bed considering my options. I could a) find an excuse and get out of the house, b) be a good girl and clear up my stuff, c) pretend to be sick. All the while, my mum was going on about how dirty and unkempt I am while she attempt to sweep out the dirt in my room.

I bet she changed her mind after discovering a lizard in my brother's bed. HAHAHA. I could have died laughing. At least my bed is lizard-free. Sorry, I'm such a mean bitch sometimes.

Anyways, I was going to take option A, but you know, mothers really do know their children well. She poured out all the things from my cupboard and lay it on the floor. -.- So it was option B for me.


Heh. It feels good to have your cupboard cleared although I was cursing and swearing while I cleared my cupboard up. Let's see, I found things like candle wax and a used candle in my cupboard. WTF. Was I that psychotic to keep candle wax in my cupboard?? -.- Uuhh, no memories though I suspect that was from the lantern festival celebreation 2 years ago...

And I found things like bra paddings too...and lots of hair. Eww. In the end, I chucked out like 90% of the stuff, so my cupboard is like pretty clean. Happy Happy~ I fiinished the entire cleaning session with vaccuuming all the tiny things that I was too lazy to pick up.

Nothing much interesting right. Well, while I was cleaning, I was thinking of how my mum resembled this superhero. Big, tall, intimidating and green. HAHA. Scratch that. I mean, big, tall and intimidating.

Yeap. Don't mess with my mum. ;)

Cheers~

Clothes Symphony

TGIF! The birds are chirping, the wind is whistling, the sun is humming along. My shoes are squeaking with ecstasy, and my jeans decided to rip in too. -.-

I mean, well, I was putting on my socks. Maybe I open my legs too big, maybe I just added a little bit of weight. My skinnies went "zzzzz". -.- Damn my ass. Since I was already in a mad rush, I didn't want to change. Unfortunately, it tore at the wrong place. OOPS.

Then I was walking to the lift with my sister. My shoes were squeaking all the way.

Sister: (stares at my shoes) baby shoes?
Me: No -.-
Sister: They sound like one.

LOL.

Cheers~

Meet NONO

HEHE. Dear bloggie, meet the newest cutie to my collection: NONO! The cutie that looks at you with huge forlorn eyes that make your heart melt like chocolate in your mouth.

Enough said. I'll just show off Nono.

CUTE HUH. I got it as a birthday present. Since it doesn't like the bottle, I hung him by the window. LOL. Now it can't get down. HAHAHA. Alrights, I'm sorry, I'm taking really good care of it.

Cheers~

Inspire me

I know I seem to have a lot of free time nowadays. RIGHTO! My work has been quite slack recently, and I don't know what to do to let time pass abit more mercifully. So I thought I would just blog cos at least a few hours would be gone. =.= Yeah. I take that long to blog.

I'm not a slowpoke ok! I'm not that ugly. =.=

The reason is because I would scan through for spelling errors, check and see if my sentence structure is correct (all bullshit I know, LOL). Re-read and re-edit until I'm satisfied. Then maybe in a fit of madness, delete the entire post.

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Alrights! Change topic! I was randomly browsing through websites, and I came across a site with lots of pretty good quotes. Some inspirational, some funny, and I thought I should post a few nice ones up to motivate and inspire myself to work harder.

"I'm the one that's got to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life the way I want to.” -Jim Hendrix

“It is better to be hated for what you are than loved for what you are not.” -Andre Gide

“The most important thing is to enjoy your life—to be happy—it's all that matters.” -Audrey Hepburn

“If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.” -Terry Pratchet, Lords & Ladies

“Live to the point of tears.” -Albert Camus

“When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth.” -Jess C. Scott, 1:The Intern

“I've got nothing to do today but smile.” -Simon & Garfunkel

“The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.” -Lily Tomlin

“If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.” -Frank Zappa

“We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are.” -Anais Nin

Thought provoking right? LOL. There are more quotes, but I can't possibly post all. That's crazy! Yep, that's about it.

Cheers~

New Face!

Heh! I just changed the background for my blog. Nice? Looks plain though, but I'm working on it. Added some things to my blog. Well, I think it's an achievement for a techno-idiot like me, so it doesn't seem so bad. Quite fun actually, and I'm thinking of changing the banner too. Once I got a rough idea, I'll change it. -.- Unfortunately, I still can't decide what to put.

I really like the background actually. Reminds me of strawberry ice-cream with dark chocolate bits in it. YUMMY! ;3

That's all for now.

Cheers~

Hate' em Lists

Since I got nothing to do, I thought I would just blog about random stuff. Like say, the ten things that irritates the shit out of me. I'm an easy-going person, heh, although nasty people would call it indecisiveness. But there are some things that would just piss me off. Like, for instance,

1) tiis kindd of twit language, wiich make miie angrys bcos ii dun fuckingg understand waat de heck ppl r toking abt. iit takez skiiLL to wriitez tiis atchali. -.- aand ii stiLL haven figurez out hows. euu noe hw? tiich miie. And I'll teach you the proper way to write and spell English sentences and words.
Another thing, I'm fine with people using lah, lor, hor, ah, cos I use them too. But the one word I seriously can't stand is wor. It kind of gets on my nerves for eg. nvr jio miie worz. It has this actsy-cutesy ring to it. It's disturbing to see some guys using it. As long as I don't see it in my text messages, I think I don't mind. AND DON"T EVER REFER TO YOURSELF IN THIRD-PARTY. It's disturbing and utterly disgusting.

2) Queue-cutters. YEAH. THEY'RE EVERYWHERE. I know I cut queue once in a while (unintentional of course), but it just pisses me off. I still remembered I was queue-ing for lunch, and this woman about my age I think, look pretty and all, just cut my queue like that. Oh course I'm mad! You think pretty girls can just cut my queue like that?! Then I should have done it all the time right. LOL. And I was contemplating whether I should trip her when she walked away. I know I know. Evil of me. Don't ever cut my queue, especially when I'm buying food. -.-

3) Escalators Blockage. Many a time, when I'm about to step on the escalators, the people in front of me will suddenly pause in their tracks. Don't ask me. Maybe they think escalators are sacred objects, so must think carefully whether to go down into hell, or up to the heavens. -.- Then they chicken out and try to turn back, but there's already a throng of crowd trying to trample on them. Yeah, these inconsiderate people will just stop right in front of the escalator and think. When there are people behind waiting for them to make up their minds. Really really inconsiderate.

4) Bad services. Yesh, there are two kinds of services I detest. The first is poor service attitude. They give you the loan-shark faces, and serve you unwillingly. The worst kind are the ones that treat you like a piece of glass. I still remembered I went to a particular cake shop, cos the cakes there seem quite nice. So when I was about to order my cake, the guy behind the counter looked at me and turn away and continue flirting with another female staff at the counter. That female staff saw me too, and conveniently turned away. -.- I know lah, I'm not wearing a LV dress, not carrying a Prada bag, but I think I can still afford a bloody slice of cake?? I think that time I complained a bit too loudly, even the people next to my table looked at me, and I think the staff heard it too. LOL. The other staff services were quite good though, still can recommend other cakes to try in the future. HEH. The second kind is harcore selling tactic. The over-zealous shopkeepers that stalk you from one end of the shop to the other end. I'm really surprised they didn't trail me out of the shop. Some will recommend lots and lots of stuff, while the rest will follow you behind quietly, lasering your back with their Cyclops eyes...

5) Peak hour. -.- I HATE IT. OMG. IT IS A NIGHTMARE. The MRT station will be squeezy, MRT trains packed. Buses will be full. Traffic jams.

6) Dirty toilets. You know, toilets that have toilet paper strewn all over the floor, toilet bowls unflushed and exhibiting the remains of the food and the puddles of unidentified liquid on the floor with a suspicious stench. Apparently, some people are not toilet-trained.

7) Cheekopeks. -.- If I have a gun, I'll shoot them all. LOL. I still remember I was walking home after school, and this coughsonofabitchcough old man came up to me with a sickening grin, and ask me if I'm going home. And I just stared at him speechless and shocked. Then he walked off laughing to himself. LIKE WTF, seriously? You can get a kick out of that? Anothe one actually showed me his friggin' dentures. I went home and complain to my dad. LOL. My dad says he's gonna punch the old man's dentures out next time. HEH. But seriously, already got one foot in the coffin still can be horny, why not use that energy to get the second foot into the coffin and die? -.-

8) Getting up early in the morning. Yeahha. It's a complete pain in the ass, getting up at some ungodly hour just to go to work or go to school.

9) Unbreakable chocolate. You know, when you wanna snack on something sweet, and take out a bar of chocolates from the fridge, take a bite and break your jaw. -.- My family used to keep chocolates in the freezer. And it actually took a few years and a few broken jaws before someone with brains (me, of course) started putting chocolates in the lower compartment of the fridge. Before that, we always had to karate-chop the chocolates.

10) Instruction manuals. Since when do they ever work?

Gee, I finally finished a super long blogpost. HEH.

Cheers~

Happy New Year~

Happy New Year! It's already 2012. Second day actually. Gee, that's fast. In just a blink of the eye, another year has come and gone. Time sure stops for no one. Well, if anyone still has any unfulfilled dreams from the past years, it's a brand new start to try putting the dreams into reality. Afterall, new year brings new hopes, and of course new clothes, new bags, new shoes, new laptop...oops. I'm still as materialistic as ever. xD

Anyway, back to topic, I had a pretty memorable new year celebration with my secondary school friends, umm, not exactly new year since we celebrated a day earlier. But hell yeah, who cares. LOL. And I really really enjoyed it. ;3

It was a like a sleepover party. We brought games, sneaked in drinks, bought snacks just for the big night. xD Let's see, we played Black Jack, learnt how to play Indian Poker, charades (my favourite game), truth or dare, Donkey and watched movies. Heh, I managed to stay awake the whole night~ *head inflating*

Yep, and we had girls' talk. ;D You know, the kind with lights out, music playing in the background, everybody tucked in cosily in bed and exchanging stories. Really really memorable, cos it's not a thing you can do with all your girlfriends. Then it was time for breakfast at Mac. And we didn't even bother to wash up, just headed down to Mac like that.

Talking and laughing, spending a day with your friends is a really awesome thing. I just love my girlfriends. xD Awww~~

So for this year, let me set the things I want to achieved by this year.

1) Be less forgetful.
2) More direction-savvy.
3) Have another sleepover, chalet, hotel stay. Heh.
4) Eat all the good food. Oo.
5) Work hard and play doubly hard.
6) Watch more movies! HAHA. So I don't seem so deprived. xD
7) Learn shuffling... -.- seems cool...

That's about it. Of course there's more, but I can't recall now. -.- So much for wanting to be less forgetful. LOL.

Cheers~