Merry Christmas!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

I just want to take this chance to tell you...

I FOUND MY LAPPIE!! HAHAHA. xD

Actually, I found it hidden under a pile of books on the ironing board. What's my lappie doing on the ironing board? -.- I don't know. It wants to be ironed?

Yeap, it's Christmas. I wonder how others celebrated their christmas. Whether it's with your family, friends, loved ones, or by yourself, just know that you are still loved in one way or another. ;D

Anyways, I celebrated mine with my family. Kekeke, a trip to Ajisen. xD My stomach feels so satisfied now. By the way, they took out my beloved silverfish dish. -.- Daaamn sad. LOL. They got mochi though, or was it inside for a looong time and I didn't notice? *shrugs* Not that I really care.

Anyways, my dad told us about mummy's story today. Her life story to be exact. -.- Erm, for your info, my mum's still alive. Just that she didn't join us cos apprently she doesn't like outside food much. So my dad decided to entertain us with her life story. Interesting, and abit unreal, cos living in a sheltered life, I just cannot imagine people living in poverty. Nor can I understand how people can survive in those conditions. Maybe I can give thanks for a decent roof over my head, enough food to eat, having people care for me and guide me through, and bumping through life without much (serious) accidents. -.- I'm really thankful for that.
Oh no, now I'm starting to sound really sentimental. This isn't good. It's a sign of old age. HORRORS! LOL. Alright, back to the childish me. HAHA.

Is it still too late to write a letter to Santa? Cos I got a long wish list~ xD Oh well...guess it's worth a try.

Dear Santa,

First of all, I would like to wish you a Merry Christmas. I know this is a busy season for you, with so many presents to deliver in so little time. But I can't really sympathize with you cos you only work once a year! -.- Is it because you take the remaining time to maintain your beer belly to look jolly? Must be then, cos you look real good and handsome with a whole-red suit and hat (is that the pyjamas hat you wear to bed too?)

LOL. OOOPS. I think I shouldn't write anymore letter. It seems like I ended up insulting Santa instead... -.- HAHA

Alright. I think I should end here. I don't wanna get a beating.

I think I am slowly understanding the meaning of love.

Cheerios~

HOHO -.-

ERM-HEM. DEAR BLOGGIE, I'M BACK. No, of course I didn't die, neither did I got lost on a mountain and devoured by a lion. I was just a little...busy. Ok, and maybe a little bit lazy too. HAHA. The truth is, I couldn't find my laptop (it's a notebook actually). -.- Honestly. I don't know where it went. So right now, I'm typing away using my office's desktop.

Let's see, Christmas is coming. Then it's New Year, then Chinese New Year. Holidays seem to be queue-ing up very nicely. -.- Well, at least it's time for a good rest. HAHA. Think i need a short vacation badly. A trip to an isolated, unpopulated and deserted island would be ideal. Oh, throw in a few cute guys too, and I won't be coming back to Singapore. ;D LOL.

Well, let's see where I've been to for the past few months. -.- A few memorable ones are, haha, a hotel stay with my friends. ;D It was really fun. I would love to go into details, unfortunately, I don't have pictures with me. It's inside the camera. -.- Yeah, I didn't manage to upload onto my lappie...it's too tedious! And my lappie is MIA now, so...too bad.

Then I went for the Halloween Nights in Sentosa. I'm pretty impressed, the costumes were really realistic, the place was well-decorated. Really got the Halloween atmosphere. It would be quite nice, except for the fact that it was real crowded, and not to mention that it rained halfway. Totally a spoiler. D; (Pictures are still in my camera as well) -.-

Caught movies like Puss-in-boots. I like it. ;D It's really adorable. But yeah, the Humpty Dumpty was some ugly shit. Pfft.

This was why I wanted to watch Puss-in-boots in the first place. Too-hard-to-resist-cuteness. ;D LOL

Ok, it's kinda boring right now, and I'm just waiting for the magic signal to go home. Guess the holiday season is getting to me. LOL

Did I mention I went to the hairdresser and ask her to cut bangs for me? It was an impulsive decision. -.- Yes, so now I have bangs. Woohoo. I thought it would be a nice change for once. I haven't had bangs ever since primary school. But yeah, I'm one of the few in which bangs just don't look flattering on me. Har. Har. Har. -.- And all I want to do now is to find a dark corner and hide. *sob sob*

HAHA. That's about it I guess.

Cheerios~

I was here

You'll notice me,
I'll be leaving my mark like initials carved
In an old oak tree, you wait and see.

Maybe I'll write like Twain wrote,
Maybe I'll paint like Van Gogh,
Cure the common cold, I don't know
But I'm ready to start cos I know in my heart,

I wanna do something that matters, say something different,
Something that sets the whole world on its ear,
I wanna do something better with the time I've been given,
I wanna try to touch a few hearts in this life,
Leave nothing less than something that says
I was here.

I'll prove you wrong,
If you think I'm all talk, you're in for a shock,
Cos this dream's too strong and before too long,

Maybe I'll compose symphonies,
Maybe I'll fight for world peace,
Cos I know it's my destiny
To leave more than a trace of myself in this place.

I wanna do something that matters, say something different,
Something that sets the world on its ear,
I wanna do something better with the time I've been given,
I wanna try touch a few hearts in this life,
Leave nothing less than something that says
I was here.

And I know that I,
I'll do more than just pass through this life,
I'll leave nothing less than something that says
I was here.
I was here.

I was here- Lady Antebellum

There, something nice to close the month of July. :D

Cheerios~

A moment of silence, please

YEEAAHH! I've finally ended my ultra-looong five-month contract. Erh, not exactly ended, cos technically, I'm on leave. BUT HELL YEAH! I'm FREE!

Ok, honestly, time does seem to fly when I'm working, although it does seem to crawl at times. I mean, look! It's already mid-July! And I have to admit, I do miss my job. [Awww, shucks. *sob sob*]

LOL. Sentimental me. *shakes head* WELL, anyway, I have learnt so much from my job, like communication-wise, I've learnt to be a better listener to all the bullshit some parents came up with. And I think my EQ is so high that if you built a stair with it, you'll reach the heavens. No kidding. Sighs, and of course there are customers who actually told me to speak louder. [indignant face] I think the problem lies in their ears. ._. PFFFTT.

HAHA. Think I'm going abit crazy here. Yep, and did I mention I'm feeling jet-lagged nowadays? No shit, I'm serious. Yep, guess how I spend my days? EAT, SLEEP, EAT, SLEEP. Yesh, the classic lifestyle of a pig. YEAH! Everytime I look at my clock expecting it to be 5pm, and it turns out only to be 1+ pm. =.= And I'm already feeling completely zonked out, ready to climb back into bed.

Naturally, it's also time to find another job. =.= Problem is I don't exactly know what kind of job I want. Admin? I'll go crazy, and the next place I'm heading is the IMH. Customer service? I might as well be a murderer. Teaching? You wouldn't want to imagine what's going to happen to the students. Sales? Involves handling customers, so NO.



Actually, I was thinking of applying for a cleaner's job. Just for fun's sake. ._.

(I think I need serious career advice)

Cheerios~

HHEEEE-YAAAAA! KUNGFU PANDA~

Heh. I know this post came a tad too late. Well, I had a reeeeally good reason ok, I was busy. Busy with work of course. Anyways, I finally met up with my secondary school pals after such a looong time. :D Happy happy~ It's always nice to meet up and catch up with one another.

And we head to West Coast Park to actually celebrate Vicky's birthday and Sally's real belated birthday. HAHA. It's awesome. Although we had to change locations a few times because of the wet grass [it made our pants wet] and toads and a squirrel [I think] that keeps chucking eaten fruits down from the tree and then we finally ended up in Mac, I have to say, the picnic went quite well. LOL. The scenery nearing the evening is really beautiful, so I took a few pictures, but then it got too dark to take anymore pictures.

Sighs. It's so peaceful there.

See the georgeous sunset~

Sorry, just have to show off my new slippers. :D

The night sky.

The Birthday Cake! :D YUM YUM

Yup, and that sums up nicely yet another lovely day. :D

And I finally found time to catch a movie. And my choice of movie?

KUNFU PANDA 2!!! :D

Actually, I sort of watched the Kunfu Panda 1 on Channel 5 and it was so hilarious that I couldn't stop laughing. I love the Master Shifu, he's so adorable! So I decided by hook or by crook, I must watch the second movie. And I didn't regret it. :D

The second movie was just as exciting and hilarious. Though I don't know why there isn't much people who really laughed. =.= No sense of humor at all. There were much more action in it. Gosh, the peacock was so graceful despite being the baddy, I love seeing it fight. *swoons* And judging by the ending, I suppose there would be a KUNFU PANDA 3 coming out. :D

Wanna know what's the ending? HEHE, I'm not going to say. Anyways, I think this movie is really awesome with great animations. And the panda actually learnt new kungfu skills! Sad thing is I wished the peacock hasn't die cos he's so graceful. D;

Cheerios~

Mind Your Language!

So much things, so little time! Alright, dear bloggie, I'm here to pour out all my woes to you. ;D Misery loves company. BUAHAHAHA.

LOL. That sounds evil. Anyway, I realised my weekends are always ruined. RUINED. Nowadays I realised I always spend my weekends sulking, blood pressure rising. Not good for my health, not good at all. *shakes head*

Clearly, there are just some people whom you just CANNOT get along with. And that's the sad reality of life, and it leaves me questioning about many things.

Ok, let's put it this way, in the course of my 5-month spartan training, I have seen people who are
1) unreasonable
2) inconsiderate and rude
3) vindictive and malicious
4) and the list goes on.

Ok, I mean, to be fair, you see these kinds of pitiful beings everywhere, but what really gets me riled up is the number 3 on the list. Vindictive and malicious. These kind of people, they really can think of anything and everything to say. And I seriously wonder why these people's mouths haven't rot and wilt and drop to the floor yet, so that they won't be able to talk.

But I don't blame these kind of people. Cos they are born like that, you know, some people are born in such a way that their brains and mouths are not wired together, so the mouth is actually another independent being...umm...would thing be more appropriate? LOL. Alright, does that sounds malicious too? HAHA.

The thing is why can't people just exercise some consideration before they speak? Talking may be free, but the things is once uttered, words can't be taken back.

There's a difference between being straight-forward and being pure malicious.

Yup, anyways, one of the admin at my workplace actually introduced me to a show which I'm getting very addicted to. It's called "Mind your language". It's actually a pretty old comedy show, probably first aired around in the 1970s.




Well, it's actually set in a classroom, with a teacher called Mr Brown trying to teach foreign students who came from all over the world English Language, with hilarious consequences when misunderstanding occurs due to the students' poor understanding. It's not bad, I laughed alot although it contains lots of stereotypes. Not to mention there were lots of political, racial and religious references, definitely not for someone without a sense of humor. HAHA. My favourite character is the teacher and the Italian bartender who hardly speaks a word of English. ;D I personally think the teacher's quite cute. *blush blush* Then again, the actor acting as the teacher is already DEAD. LOL. What a pity, *shakes head* , but well, no love lost. ;D

Lastly, all I want to say is MIND YOUR LANGUAGE!! HAHAHA. ;D

Cheerios~

Too Fast Too Furious

Oh well, finally I had some time. ;D Happy happy~ Time to do some update about my life. Let's see. Let's start with my driving lessons. LOL. Honestly speaking, my driving skills is improving.

T-R-E-M-E-N-D-O-U-S-L-Y.

HAHA. I'm so thick-skinned. Hey, it's the truth ok. My driving instructor doesn't scream now, unlike the past few times. I finally went into the circuit for my previous two lessons. =.= Oh boy oh boy. The S course and the crank course. The thing about driving in circuit is that you can't go fast. cos the place is quite cramped. So I actually had to put my feet on the clutch pedal like for the entire time until I got a leg cramp. =.=

Anyway, it went pretty well lah, given the fact that I just been there twice. Harhar. The S course was fine, it's the crank course that's giving me the headache. Well, I still remembered I was trying to swerve the car to the direction of the road you know, like how they do it in the movies. I thought I did pretty ok, and I was [honestly] feeling quite smug about it. That was until the windscreen wiper started moving. In broad daylight under the hot sun. It wouldn't be so embarassing if there weren't much cars around. =.= Good thing is that my driving instructor wasn't in the car. Yarh, he actually left me inside the car myself to drive around in the circuit. It was quite fun lah. Hees. Although he came running back after he saw me do the crank course. LOL.

Anyways, things were pretty decent this week. ;D Hope it stays that way until the weekends. *fingers and toes crossed*

And I like the reassurance you give in my dreams.

Cheerios~

MAY :D

MAAAAYYYY. ;D Another month has come and gone. Whooosh. Even before you know it. Let's see, I'm getting my second pay which is why I'm feeling so happy. LOL. My spirits are always high in the first week of the month.

Hmm, for May, it seems that there is lots of things happening.

1) Polling Day on 7 May. [Although I'm not of age to vote yet, but the atmosphere seems really hyped up, especially at my workplace, politics seems to be the favourite subject.] LOL. Maybe it's because I'm probably be voting in a few years' time, so I'm like reading up about the elections and all. Not that I'm been to the rallies, partly cos' I've got no time. Haha. I actually wanted to go for one of the rallies though, think it would be an awesome experience.] And I realised that politics is always a sensitive topic. ._.

2) Osama is dead; apparently he was shot. After all the years of speculation. But still I wonder why can't they just arrest him and put him to trial. =.=

Oh well, enough of the worldly affairs. Haha.

Cheerios~

Emergency? RRRUUUUUUUUNNNN

I realised the past few entries is all about me griping about work. LOL. Seems like I'm getting into a load shit full of trouble at work. Haha. Can't help it lah, I think I have an unconscious intense dislike for authority. What's new right? HAHA. But it's alright. I guess I could live with it. Just about two more months to go.

Anyways, I had a conversation about emergencies and how prepared we actually are, and I thought it's a pretty good one. LOL. It all starts with the fire emergency drill we all learnt in school. And we were actually debating whether it was useful or not. I have to agree, it's not really that much of a use. All I could remember after each fire drill was that I have been baking under the hot sun for hours and wilting and withering away. LOL.

And the thing about leaving your valuables and everything behind. Come on man, that's being idealistic. Frankly, if a fire were to break out suddenly, would you leave everything behind and walk out calmly and orderly?

I can answer that question. No, I wouldn't leave my things behind. I would grab my bag and stuff as much things as I can first. Most importantly, my identification papers, my handphone, laptop, DS, some clothes, as many cables and chargers and of course my money. If I can, I would probably try and save some books too. LOL. I'll probably be charred by then.

Then afterwards, I will barge out and shove and push my way along like how aunties do it during the Great Singapore Sale. There, so much for the fire drill exercises in school.

The thing is, you can practice it a million gazillion times and when it comes to the rrreal thing, you'll probably be flustered, 'cause there's a real fire flaming your butt.

Nevermind about the fire. Let's say if there is a flood, and it has been proven that flooding is possible even in Singapore. Say, is there even a standard procedure to dealing with floods? I suppose it's not as serious as fire right. =.=

Ok, so for floods, it would be opposite of fire right? I would do nothing. If it ever floods in my area, I'll probably report sick and don't turn up for work, put on my headphones, blast my music and have a mini party in my room while waiting for the waters to subside. Or I could build a raft from my bed and go kayaking... Hmm....Not a bad idea right.

LOL. Anyway, it thought that was a pretty interesting conversation. Think about it. When it comes to emergencies, just how prepared can you get?

Cheerios~

Resignation

I'm damn pissed, and that's the reason why I actually took up my precious sleep-time to blog about this. You see, today started fine, until one of the admin received a phone call by the so-called one of the higher-ups.

Nevermind, to cut the long story short. Guess what they are kicking a big fuss out of. Me eating during work, or having a tea-break. They actually got the cheek to say we only get 30minutes for a meal and we are only entitled to one meal per day. No tea-break. And the thing is this, we work for 8hours a day.
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So, they expect me to starve lah. How can anyone work with just one pathetic meal? [Anorexics not counted, I'm talking about normal human beings]. I mean seriously lah, they want to pick on me, they got to try harder than this. Eating leh, and I'm eating and doing work at the same time, not like I eat for the entire 8 hours here. What's wrong with that? It's a serious deprivation of human rights.

So I asked to speak to that so-called head, she didn't want to speak to me. LOL. And I was so prepared to scold her already. So I'm just gonna wait for that warning letter to be sent to me. And that's when all the fun starts. I'm gonna call the head office and rant at them, photocopy that paper and write to MOM, then shred that warning letter in front of them. I'm serious. Interested audience can come and watch me do it. And it's not just about the eating thing, it's also the working hours too, like we are seriously overworked without any OT payment. You work OT, you cannot claim back the time, but if you come late, you have to pay back the time. Interesting logic right?

And I'm serious about writing in to MOM. Just went to their website and I think people should be informed of their rights at work, so that they will not be taken advantage of. I'm not dumb, and neither am I a push-over and easy target to be bullied.

Anyway, according to MOM website, it is stated that:

An employee is generally not required to work more than six consecutive hours without a break. However, if the nature of work is such that it must be carried on continuously, an employee may be required to work eight hours continuously. In such an instance, a break or breaks must be given so that employee can have his/her meal(s).

The duration of the break(s) should be no less than 45 minutes.

LOL. Does that include toilet breaks or not? Anyway. If you work for more than an average of 44 hours a week over a continuous period of 3 weeks, you are eligible for overtime allowance. Let's see arh, I'm working 58 hours per week, and there's no overtime allowance to be claimed. Does that qualify enough to lodge a complain? I think so.

And I made up my mind. I'm gonna resign. Yarh, I'm spoilt and pampered, and I refuse to take anymore of this shit. The beautiful thing is that if I want to resign, I have to give 2 months' notice plus 1 month salary, or I quit immediately and give them 2 months' salary. Erm, is that against the law too?

So, I'll be giving a party at the end of June. :D

Yarh, enough ranting, I just want a loong shower and sleep.

Tadaa~

*~iMa mA+eriiALis+ic giirL~*

PHEW. Like finally, it's my off-day. So I get to rest and recharge and get ready for battle tomorrow. LOL. It's been so loooong since I last touched my lappie. D; Can't help it cos I'm down for night shifts for the the whole of this month and last month. =.= *groans*

So it's already April. AND I GOT MY FIRST PAY. HIP HIP HOORAY~

I suppose that's the only thing that's rewarding for the work. Money money money. HAHA.

Letsee what interesting things I have gathered from my workplace.

1) Science teachers are quirky people. Not in a bad way, I mean, they are quite interesting characters.

So, there's one teacher who asked me to help her photocopy worksheets for the students.

Teacher: My students asked me to go through chemical equilibrium with them. Remember Hess' Law?

Me: Oh...right. I took H1 chem actually.

=.= You probably never seen two people photocopying worksheets together right? And she decided to test my chem knowledge also. Wahlao, she suddenly start rambling so fast, I thought she was rapping some song or what. Then I realised she was asking me some chem question. I nearly died on the spot. And I think I know the teacher's pet phrase already.

"We are always learning."

*shakes head* I didn't know what to say, so I just echoed after her as enthu-ly as I can. [All I want to do was to laugh at her, sorry, that was damn mean] =.= Think my IQ is spiralling downhill.

There is another one. I think he's the winner for the "Quirky teacher" award. Everytime he photocopies worksheets, the machine always jam for him. It was quite funny to watch him print stuff actually, cos he talks to the machine. You see, everytime the machine jams, it will beep to indicate paper jam. So the teacher got quite fed up, talks to the machine[in dialect] : you beep beep for what, I also don't know what's wrong with you. And then after that he decided to teach me how to deal with paper jam when I already knew how to fix it. =.= Teacher: You open this, then this, then this. Then after that you close it.

Me: Orh. [Got real impatient and slam the thing shut]

Teacher: Nono, wait. [open the thing again] ok, 1, 2, 3 [slam the thing shut] Must close like this.

=.= *face wall* See what I mean?

2) Some parents are seriously schizo.

So there's this pair of parents who actually refused to pay up and create a din, then the next time they came, they are like smiling. =.= I never see people who pay money until so happy one. That parent was saying " Money, no problem, sure sure, I pay I pay". =.= EEEHHHH. Freaky.

OK, enough about work. Heh. I thought with my first pay I should reward myself thoroughly for sticking through such a shitty job. LOL. So I went all the way down to Sim Lim Square for a Nintendo DS. xD So damn happy and hooked to it. I got myself a dark blue colour one. I think that's the only decent colour around there. Red isn't bad, but my sister got a red one already. Haha. I got my sis her real belated prezzie too. Pokemon Heartgold version. Looks quite fun. Think I will buy one for myself too.

And umm...I got a bit carried away and got myself another phone. *stares gultily at the bankbook* But the phone is such a beauty. It was love at first sight~ *swoons*

So pretty~~

HEEHEE. xD Damn happy. So materialistic right. Can't help it. Even my title is so twirpy now. HARHAR

Anyways, that's about it.

Cheers~

Work; nothing new. The only thing that is different is I get a scolding from different parents everyday. LOL. Think I'm getting immune to scoldings soon.

Parent 1: I'm not happy blah blah blah, I'm not satisfied yaddah yaddah.
Me: Ok, I'll feedback to the head office.

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Parent 2: I want to talk to the management dah dah dah.
Me: Sure, I'll tell the head office.

Haha. Truth be told, I'm hardly listening to their complaints anymore. I'm so mean, so evil, but I like it. :D

MEET THE ADMIN FROM HELL. BUAHAHAHA.

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Honestly, why should I be nice to people who aren't polite and nice to me in the first place? Manners go two-ways, if you are nice, of course I will be nice too. If you are unreasonable and shitty in the first place and expect people to treat you like gold, you can hang yourself somewhere.

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The good thing about work is I get to meet all kinds of people. I've met a teacher who's quite obsessed with what I'm eating for dinner. =.= And another teacher who want to challenge my height, ask me to put worksheets at the most top locker. Aaaand a hot-shot diva teacher. And another is like a bitching partner; entertained me with subway stories. LOL. Well, at least after hearing about the teacher's experience in subway, I'm feeling much better knowing that there are other horrible jobs out there. xD

Hee. SEE MY PRETTY HAIR. :D One of the admin-in-training helped me tie one. She wanted to tie french braids, but she gave up and turned my hair like that. Haha.

This is one gross spelling error. LOL. It's supposed to be NETS, and not NEST. One of senior staff said the spelling error was there for like years, but the head office never bothered to change it. So I suppose they are ok with people bring nests as money to pay then? :D

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No Cash? We accept NEST too. :D
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Ok, that's about it lah.

Cheerios~

Take a guess

I'm feeling kinda frustrated about work nowadays. The work is shitty, and so is the working environment there.

1) boring adminstrative duties; photocopying, stapling the papers together, writing out receipts
2) dealing with unreasonable parents, and there are always chances that you gonna get a lashing from unreasonable parents
3) people there are seriously unfriendly. I really hate every moment there. It's not my fault that your bloody head office decided to employ me despite probably knowing there's gonna be overcrowding. Not happy go complain to the head lah, show me a stupid fucking face for what. The thing is, I don't mind quitting, you guys can pay the penalty for me lah. Like seriously. =.=
5) dealing with unreasonable teachers. I'm serious. Some teachers are really warped and screwed in their heads. Mood swings and all. Better stay away from me man. I have had enough of people with drastic mood swings in my life. Go see a shrink.
6) place is seriously cramped up. I don't get to move around much.
7) working hours is shit. Weekends are burnt, which means I have to work on weekends too.

Yarh, so I think for the rest of the monthssss I gonna work, I'll just bury myself in my work and don't talk to anyone there. I'm just too tired to care. It's anti-social behavior I know, probably gonna get labelled as a pathetic loser or a loner, but I don't think I should waste my time on people like these. Why should I have to put on a fake front just to gel with them, I'm not even going to try. It's gonna be so tiring, giving a fake laughter. I'm not going to care lah.

Dilemma

ALRIGHTS. I finally have the time to touch and caress my beloved laptop properly. LOL. The past few days were crazy, and I didn't manage to spend much time with my lappie. But no, I'm not going kiss my lappie, not after I found out that the keyboard is actually waaaay dirtier than the toilet bowl. *shifts guiltily* I keep telling myself to clean my lappie, but I'm just too lazy. Haha. They should make laptops waterproof, so that we can simply chuck it into the washing machine. ;D

Anyway, I just gotten back my A levels results yesterday. I have to say, I'm pretty much satisfied with my results lah. It's not too good, but definitely not too bad too. The difficult part is now making a decision. Which course should I enrol in? Because that course will probably determine what I'm going to do for the rest of my life.

Hmm, I can't imagine myself in a 8-5 job in 10 years' time, sitting cooped up in an office, staring at the computer, do filing, photocopying blah blah blah. NO WAY MAN. I WANT A LIFE, NOT STAYING IN THE OFFICE LOOKING LIKE A SAD OLD MAID. That's what I'm doing now and it's driving me nuts. I would have run away a looong time ago, if not for that contract. =.= So, as long as I get to travel alot, stay outdoors, actually, I wouldn't mind. Air-con rooms are bad for my skin anyway. LOL. So, I suppose I'm in a dilemma. My parents would prefer me to stay cooped up anyway, it seems like a safe and secure hole to hide in. Stable income and all, who doesn't want? But well *shrugs*



Ok, that's more or less about it I guess.

Cheers~

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

"Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned/ Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned"

William Congreve

How true! LOL. I miss commenting on news articles, pretty loooong time since I did one. Have to keep my brain from continually thinking before it stops, rust and wilt. HAHA. So I saw this pretty cool article

"Jealous wife takes revenge online" on the Yahoo webpage.
http://sg.yfittopostblog.com/2011/02/21/ex-wife-takes-revenge-online/

Let me just summarise it in a few sentences. This woman caught her husband cheating, and decided to post intimate pictures of the mistress online as a her way of revenge. Scary. Her method? I must say she certainly has a pretty elaborate and creative way. She actually went to the extent of befriending the mistress, digged out all the dirty secrets before handing out the ultimatum. Pictures online plus all her personal and work information. LOL. Scary, isn't it?

HAHA. See what I mean? So, guys should think twice about trying to cheat a woman. You'll never know what hit you from behind. LOL.

Some women will try to take revenge in the dark, and I think those are the scariest. You'll never know what they do. Try offending a woman and...
1) your house, your car and you will catch fire suddenly while you are making out with another girl [at least you die happy, so still not so bad] xD

2) you get instant fame; everything about you from the workplace to the number of hair on your legs will be revealed.

3) she will either disguise herself as your mum and shoot you or she will turn into a hot babe and slowly torture you while you lay bleeding from your nose and your head.















Choose one. HAHA.
For casanovas, remember to tell your girlsss your choice in advance. *winkwink*

4) you can start considering operations to be a female after she's finished with you.

5) you get beaten up. easy and simple.

6) you'll get an uneasy feeling that someone is watching your every move and every single action. LOL. Then you'll probably develop extreme paranoia and finally a mental breakdown.

Alrights. The list do go on. HAHA. Needa go to sleep already~

Can I have a goodnight hug pleeeease? *watery-eyes*
No?Fine, I'm angry. *takes out machine guns* DIE. BUAHAHAHA.

LOL. Kidding. xD

Cheers~

There goes February~

28 February! Before you know it, it's already the end of another month. March's drawing nearer~ Oh heck. Starting tomorrow, I can offically say byebye to freedom, to my usual idling life which I have grown so fond of.

*cries a bucket full of tears* I don't mind growing mould all over and rotting away. NOOOO. *wails louder*



Ok, life sure have its ups and downs. BE STRONG HUIQI. *sobsob*
LOL. Work's gonna end pretty late, so I can see my life sailing out by the window and out of the universe.




So, let's end the month with a more pensive tone. Let's do a bit of reflection. What have you done for the entire month? Achieved anything you want?

Let's see... For this month, I
1) cleared my FTT.
2) explored various parts of Singapore which I wouldn't normally go
3) cleared some stuff out from my cupboard and out of my life
4) learning and becoming a vainpot and someone I wouldn't want to be a year ago, and I kinda like it. LOL.
5) staying happy and relaxed, just like how I want life to be

LOL. I actually find it easier to set goals on a monthly basis rather than a yearly basis and not achieving anything at all. Because I'm short-sighted and can't see in the long-term at all. So there, I came up with a monthly list, but of course, some things remained un-checked cos of lack of money and time. HAHA.

BYEBYE FEBRUARY, SEE YOU NEXT YEAR. WELCOME MARCH. ;D

Tadaa~

Paaaarty up

Before I forgot about it, I went to the Singapore National Museum on Thursday. LOL. Cost me ten dollars, but the friendly security guard actually told me I'm still eligible for student price. =.=....

Ok, anyway, I thought it was a pretty good trip, but it gets a tad boring after sometime. Took a few pictures, but gave up after awhile. LOL. Place is dark, and no flash allowed. All the pictures were pretty much blurry. Guess I still have to brush up my photography skills. ;D

It's an audio-tour. So basically, the number would be pasted on the wall, and once you passed the place, just key in the number and then tadaa~~ you will be guided via the little machine. LOL, well, not exactly little or light lah. HAHA.

The passage to hell. LOL. It feels like I stepped into some science fiction movie in here. Big screens and voices chanting about Singapore. I think they are trying to brainwash the tourists. ._.

Some of the things in the museum :

Hees, there's my little adventure in the Singapore National Museum. :D

ALRIGHTS, LET'S PAAARTY~~

Want you to keep a little secret between us

When we dance in the moonlight, our music in our hearts

And I gave you a soulful glance that you can never resist, and you came closer

BOOM

I'm your Worst.Nightmare.

HAHAHA. Sorry, just can't resist it. I'm oh-so evil.

Here's a milder blown-up face version. LOL. xD


Ok, that's about it.

Cheerios~

Tattoos

Happy Happy. I PASSED MY FINAL THEORY TEST. :D

Actually, I passed it on Monday. LOL. I really die die must boast abit lah. I finished my fifty questions in like 15 minutes. xD So proud of myself. *head inflating* Haha. Now all that's left is my practical test. And I think I'm making huge improvements in my driving lessons too, well, just occasional minor trips here and there. I finally learnt how to mount a kerb, after so many lessons. HAHA. And I haven't figure out how to operate the handbrake yet. ._. Is that thing important? LOL, I always let the car roll backwards down the slope, and I'm still alive lah. Hehe. [But my instructor always help pull me the handbrake]

*plays Tattoo by Jordin Sparks*

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I was thinking if I should get a tattoo. Been pondering on it for quite some time now, and I must say, I'm quite tempted by the idea of a tattoo.

LOL. Definitely not something as flashy and cliche like this. Dragon tattoos seems a bit...outdated? People will probably mistake me for a gang member and chase me with parangs. [I always believed that those people with huge huge dragon tattoos on their back belong to gangs ._.]

Haha. But imgaine if I really got a tattoo like that, I will look like the wife of a gang leader. HEHEHE. Then again, I don't think I can pull it off like the woman in the picture. She look so classy and got the don't-mess-with-me aura. *envious* I'll probably just look like the daughter of a gang leader. LOL, in a family of a gang, the daddy will have the biggest dragon tattoo on the back, the mummy will have a smaller one, or even a phoenix tattoo, then the kids will have a Dragonite[Pokemon] tattoo.






LOL, this is how a Dragonite look like. ;D Does it look intimidating?? HAHA. Scare all the three- year olds away.


Ok, damn, I'm seriously digressing.

Point is whether I should get a tattoo or not.
Reasons why I should:
1) I like. LOL. This is a big factor ok.
2) I like.
3) I still like.
4) I really really like.
5) I seriously like.
6) ME LIKES.
7) ME LIKES LIKES.
Ok, actually, I really can't think of a good reason to get a tattoo.

Then a tiny voice in my head that objects because:
1) it hurts.
2) getting a really good tattoo would probably cost alot
3) regretting and later wanting to laser it off, cost money too
4) some tattoos require touch-up
5) later kena chased by gangsters LOL
6) people will run away from me D;

Hmm, 7 good reasons to get a tattoo compared to the miserable 6 reasons why I shouldn't. LOL, I should get a tattoo afterall. xD

Alright, that's it, I'm knocking off. Haha.

I can't waste time so give it a moment. Live every second like it's my last one.
You're on my heart just like a tattoo. Just like a tattoo, I'll always have you.

Cheers~

Breaking Angel, Ballerina who loves B-boy, so do I ;D

Hmm, Breaking Angel. Sounds dark and mysterious right? Something sinister. LOL. You're probably half-right. Actually, it's a...

MUSHROOM

Haha. xD. Well, I thought it looks quite pretty cos it's all white and pure-looking, and the name sounds cool too. But actually, it's fatal. I mean, it's poisonous. LOL, pretty things can sure kill.

Alright, I'm not putting random things up ok. I decided, I'm going to learn to be a mushroom expert. I was browsing through the books when I found a book about mushrooms, and after reading it, I made up my mind to specialise in mushrooms. I'm giving up on blood splatters. LOL.

Oh, and I told my mum about it, and it went like this

Mum: You should try clean up your room.

Me: I got make my bed.

Mum [she win, she ignored me and continue talking]: You should learn cooking too.

Me: I got add veggies in my instant noodles.

Mum [ignored me again =.=] : You should learn something new.

Me [straight-faced]: Mum, I'm learning to be a mushroom expert.

Haha. My mum didn't say anything afterwards. She probably gave up on me. xD

Oh yarh, think my cooking skills upgraded too. I don't get anymore diarrhea after eating the food I cooked myself. The last time I cooked instant noodles, I actually came down with gastric flu, and I never figured out why. LOL, now my food taste like shit itself. Ok, nah, it isn't that bad, still edible lah, but yarh, don't add any vinegar into the noodles, it'll be fine? I was trying to experiment with the food, and I thought adding vinegar and chilli sauce would be a pretty good combination. Must remember: try not to be too adventurous with food. HAHA.

Ok, enough about mushrooms and cooking.

Guess what?? I went to watch a performance in the Esplanade theatre today. It's called 'Ballerina who loves B-boy'. Damn excited. I always wanted to watch a show like this. Ok, I admit I was quite ignorant. Actually, for a looong time, I wanted to watch 'Breakout', and I actually thought the two shows were actually from the same producer, or cast or whatever you call it. =.=It's in fact two different shows.

Anyway, you know I woke up today and found two red patches on my face. I don't know how it happened, it came out when I was sleeping. ._.Damn sad, I thought I was going to the show looking like a bloody Pikachu. =.= But one side subsided, so only one red patch there, so it's not so bad lah.

I actually spent $55 on the ticket. LOL. I wanted to get the $88 one, but only single seats available. =.= Daaang. Well, there's no way I gonna get the $38 one which is so faaar from the stage. ._. Like I say, I wanted to watch for a looong time, and there's no way I'm gonna pay $38 to get a seat so far away from the stage and where I can't see clearly and that would really be a waste. In the end, we still got like the last row, still quite far from the stage. BLAH. Unlike cinemas where the further the better, the best seats for stage performances are always the front, closer to the stage where the barriers between the audience and performers are lesser.

I must say, the show is really really good. Breathlessly fast-paced. Breakdancing, hip-hop etc fused with ballet. The beautiful part was the way performers communicate with each other and the audience with their body movements during the show. Nothing was said, but the message was sent clear, all through non-verbal cues. I took a few pictures of the performers, cos they actually allowed photography inside. So, it's pretty cool, cos I thought I would have to be sneaky about it. LOL.

The atmosphere was pretty hyped up too. The audience would actually cheer after each dance.

Inside the theatre, just before the show starts.

The energetic dancers.

The graceful swans. ;D

The hot female dancers.

The entire performers.

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The pictures taken can't really convey the true atmosphere and the emotions properly. They just cannot portray the raw energy that the performers exude and radiate, that's only exclusive to the audience [because we paid for the show HAHA] Ok, kidding, I suppose when it comes to stage performances, it must be seen with your own eyes. Looking through any other mediums wouldn't make it so special and unique, and not to mention that it would be so distant too.

About the dancers, I'm all ready to swoon and die from a major nosebleed. Muscles...lots of them. xD LOL, one dancer actually whipped off his shirt and got the crowd pretty crazy. I went crazy too, can't stop staring. Haha. To be fair, there were few hot female dancers too, all their dance moves accentuates a kind of feminine sexuality, enough to pump guys' blood out of their noses. Oh, and there was actually a female dancer who can breakdance. AWESOME LOVE.

Ok, I'm tired.

Cheer~

Valentine's Special, with a dose of sugar spice and everything nice

It's Valentine today. BOOHOO. Poor me. LOL. Kidding. Anyway, guys often use this day to ask a girl out. No? It's the perfect day for a date, but who knows if your date is perfect. ;D I created a list of my ideal dates.

My top 7 Hotcakes :

1) Jay Chou

*swoons* He's expert in so many areas, you'll probably have a really fun night. xD Heehee.

2) Miyavi

AWW MAN. Another hottie. ;D I'm getting so excited. The sad thing is, he's married with kids. ._.

But nevertheless, *dreamy eyes*

Any guy that can take picture with a cute kitty and still look cuter deserves lots and lots of LOVE. xD

3) Robert Pattinson

See his charming smile. Gosh. I'll probably be staring at him the entire time with mouth hanging open and drool coming out.

He can even have my blood, I don't mind. ;D

4) Sleeping Beauty

As her name suggests, she's a beauty. And guys get to spend their day in bed, so who's complaining?

5) Katy Perry

Isn't she hot????

I like her. LOTS LOTS. xD Ok, fine, maybe just specific areas.

6) Calvin Hobbes

He's so cute! I mean the boy, not the tiger. But I could live with it too, cos they come in a pair. I don't mind threesome. xD

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7) Guess who??? ;D

ME. LOL. I just so love myself. xD

Anyways, I went to the Singapore Science Centre. LOL. On Valentine's day somemore, what an educational way to spend the day.

Alright, so I went for the CSI exhibition. It costs me $21. =.= Feel so cheated, I thought it's $9 [that's the price for adults, ._. no more student price] but apparently it's a separate charge. So in I went.

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CSI experience : I must say it's really eye-opening. But no pictures are allowed in there, so I couldn't take any pictures which is such a shame. =.= Well, they actually created 3 scenarios for you and you are supposed to be the investigator, using various methods of forensic science to crack the cases and find the truth. It was kinda cool, though I get freaked out by the dummies used. I particularly like the blood part, as in, apparently, the blood splatters left on the crime scene does say alot. Like wow, observe blood can also be a job, sounds so easy, think I can do it too, after watching the video about blood splatters. HAHA. I think I can be a forensic scientist now. Anyone wants to hire me? xD There are so many areas to the forensic science like checking DNA, toxicology, and blah blah blah. The disappointing part was that I didn't get to dissect a real thing. Not fair.

Some of the things at the SSC. Apparently if you turn the picture, you are supposed to see different things, but all I can see was a duck rotated 360 degrees. =.=

The hell hole of despair. LOL. Cheat me of my twenty-cents coin.

This drum is supposed to play your heartbeat out loud I think, but it's abit too loud, and abit paiseh. ._.

There's even an exhibition about breast cancer. No, it's not pornography. =.= If anybody can get aroused seeing those gross pictures, you are in serious need of help. LOL, not for the faint-hearted. xD

It's supposed to educate anyway. Oh, apparently guys can get breast cancer too, just the chances of it is slim. Oo.

So, life's pretty fair after all. LOL.

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That's about it~ Happy Valentine's.

Cheers!

Revelations day

I went shopping AGAIN, today. Haha. Just got home, and waiting for my turn to use the toilet. I always go last cos I'm the slowest. LOL. It's a habit, so I can take my own sweet time without having anybody trying to dismantle the door. xD

Today was fun I suppose. Full of surprises, and of course, revelations.

Heh. So, I decided to go shopping together with my sister, because she wanted new clothes. My cousin said he's free and decided that he wanted to come along too. So, early in the morning at around 10.30am, we met up with my cousin and went Far East Plaza.

Well, I have to say, I actually have the honor of leading the way. I asked them what they want to eat for lunch. My sis said she wants slow food. Ok. And my cousin went "Anything. I'm following you guys." Think he said that alot of times, I gave up counting after awhile. LOL. So, we got hopelessly lost in a shopping mall [can't remember the name] because of their weirdly-positioned escalators for awhile, before settling down at Ion for lunch. Things are so over-priced there. ._.

In the midst of lunch, our conversation was suddenly turned to relationships. Not just normal relationships, but exclusive one that only involves two-some. =.= He just have to piqued my sis's curiosity, and I manage to evade it. Haha!

Anyway, we spent the a couple of hours walking around Far East Plaza, looking for clothes that would catch my sis's eyes. ._. No such luck. Her taste too... Anyway, I saw a couple of nice clothes there, just well, over-priced I suppose.

In the end, we took the train to Bugis, and we walked for another few hours before she finally found one shirt she likes. Just one shirt, I nearly died. ._. We walked for hours and all she bought was one shirt. Love her, really. LOL. And all the time while we were shopping, our poor cousin was just standing around and waiting. Poor guy. He's like our escort for the day. Haha.

Then we went back home, cos we got a family gathering later. LOL. So that means we get to see our cousin again. No big deal, no big deal, until he decided to piqued my sis's curiosity again. And my sis did a deal with me: I tell her all my dirty secrets, she would tell me hers too. She's just so determined. *shakes head* Ok, she got my curiosity going too. Like, hello, 14 years old got what big big secret. Plenty, apparently. But before some people's minds start wandering waaay off, no, she didn't get pregnant and throw her baby out of the window hoping the baby would suddenly flap his/hers arms and fly, like some crazy girl did.

Surprisingly, you realised you lived with them and known them for so long, and all you know of them is perhaps just the superficial part, the tip of the iceberg, and yet many more things to be discovered.

Fine, so it just takes abit of courage to throw everything at your sister. To open up and confess abit. And that's what my sis did too. You wanna know her secret???? I'm not saying. Maybe if someone begs me real hard, present me with a diamond ring and a million dollars, I might just consider. xD

It wasn't so bad as I thought. My sis actually treated me nicer leh. Talk about sisterhood man. She actually allowed me to eat in our room. Normally, she would probably drag me out and drill holes into my head. ;D Telling someone your thoughts isn't so bad afterall, I suppose she's happy that I see her as a confidante. Wow, that's progress I think. LOL. She's always complaining how she tells me her stuff, and how I never seem to tell her anything.

But I can't imagine throwing all the morbid stuff on a 14 year old though. Some secrets are still secrets. *wink wink* xD [Don't wanna spoil the wonderful impression she has of me]

Think my cousin deserves some credit too, I will buy him a mini skirt I guess. HAHA. He'll probably love it. ;D

Cheers~

The pursuit

It's hardly I get such a long holiday, wait, actually, it's the first time I ever got such a holiday. Eight months of holidays, I'm already into my third month. And I'm enjoying every minute of it. :D For the first time in my life, I get to do things at my own leisure and at my own pace.

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If I want, I can slack at home all day with a good book in hand or simply waste my time on a trashy novel, or I could even go and catch a movie. There's no need to rush for the bus, squeeze with the crowd, no need to pretend to listen in class, no need to struggle to stay awake during lessons, no need to tie my hair and follow any school rules. Basically, I'm free! If I want, I can dye my hair bright orange, and get chased out by my parents and get chased by people wielding parangs. LOL.

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I still remembered last year [I think] when I went to stay in a chalet with my secondary school friends. It was early in the morning, and two of us couldn't sleep, and so we slipped out to have breakfast. That feeling was magical, it was great. We ate toasts and sip on our drinks and reminiscience. Just like old men in coffee shops. Everything was at our leisure, and there wasn't any rush. It just feels like I can put the world behind me, and my legs on top of the sky.

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Fine, it is the holidays, and it just got me thinking. I finally have the time to really pursue something I want and achieve it, and for once, it doesn't have to do with academy. I can start on something new. My life just doesn't center around school school school anymore.

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I've taken a look at my blog and over the past two years, it's been nothing but SCHOOL LIFE. I'm not living the way I want my life to be. I want a carefree life, with a flexible schedule. Of course, that's not to say, I put learning behind me. I am still learning though, and that's lessons that I can't possibly learn in school.

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For one, I'm learning driving. LOL. Think I just upgrade from trying to kill my instructor to attempt at killing motorcylists. HAHA. ._. Sorry, that's not funny.

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And, oh, I just saw something epic and I think it's a waste not to put it up.

CHECK IT OUT MAN. HOT NOT???? OMG.

*swoons*

See those muscles. Gosh. I'm getting faint, someone please help.

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Ok, those are actually South Korean troops undergoing military training. Wah, why can't Singapore learn from them too? I bet that place is like freezing cold and they are training half-naked. They look so tough, so man. xD ME LIKES.

I think my nose gonna bleed soon, no wait, actually, it's already bleeding.

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There, this is what I call life man. See, I got all the time to pursue something that's really worthy. Hee hee. xD
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Ok, I'm willing to share if anybody's interested too.

http://news.xin.msn.com/en/news-photos.aspx?cp-documentid=4630953

Yarh, it's just at xinmsn. ;D