Five awkward minutes with MP

HAHAHA. Guess what? I shook hands with the MP. About three to four times somemore. *swoons*

Die die must boast a bit. Cos my sis shook hands with him before. ONCE only. I shook hands with him about three to four times. *head swelling*

Well, it all started on a ...

Bright sunny day. Like any typical Sunday. So I thought I was gonna spend my day recuperating after trying to catch my nose yesterday. Wasn't fun at all suffering from a runny nose. -.-

So, on a wonderful Sunday, I was still sniffing while stalking chiobus online like some hentai jiji. HAHAHA. Until some persistent knocking on the door. Neither my sister nor I moved an inch from the seat. But it just refuse to subside.

Well, finally I got fed up and open the door. Apparently the MP is doing some house visiting and under the persuasion from one of the assistants, I reluctantly agreed. It seemed rude to slam the door in the face of an enthusiastic woman. So I was suppose to give feedback and raise issues about the community and yaddah yaddah.

-.-

So when the MP came, I was at loss for words, and awkward conversation roll out like this:

MP: So do you have any feedback or suggestions?
*Awkward pause*
Me: Cats... I think there are too many cats hanging around...
MP: (Bewildered look) Oh? You don't like cats?

HAHAHA. Shit. Fuck my life. This got to be the most embarassing moment. I think I could hear some of his assistants sniggering behind. I just managed to portray myself as an activist for cats extermination campaign, and a number one suspect if they ever find a cat's corpse around the neighbourhood.

I so just want to dig a hole and hide. -.- Anyways, he said he would try to look into the matter.
LOL. Anyway, he shook my hands three four times. I feel kinda bad for not telling him I just use my hand to wipe my nose like ten minutes before....

Edit: I saw a cat along my corridor on a Tuesday evening. -.- An ambush maybe?

Cheers~

Random Musings of an innocent

You know, it's one of those days you are the innocent one caught in a cross-fire and asking yourself why.

Yeah, and the day always come when my mom decided that today is a perfect day for spring-cleaning. With my sis in school, and my bro serving the country and an unhelpful dad who would rather slack on the sofa. My dearest mum decided to give me her undivided attention, while I was still in bed. -.-

Naturally, I took my time getting out of bed considering my options. I could a) find an excuse and get out of the house, b) be a good girl and clear up my stuff, c) pretend to be sick. All the while, my mum was going on about how dirty and unkempt I am while she attempt to sweep out the dirt in my room.

I bet she changed her mind after discovering a lizard in my brother's bed. HAHAHA. I could have died laughing. At least my bed is lizard-free. Sorry, I'm such a mean bitch sometimes.

Anyways, I was going to take option A, but you know, mothers really do know their children well. She poured out all the things from my cupboard and lay it on the floor. -.- So it was option B for me.


Heh. It feels good to have your cupboard cleared although I was cursing and swearing while I cleared my cupboard up. Let's see, I found things like candle wax and a used candle in my cupboard. WTF. Was I that psychotic to keep candle wax in my cupboard?? -.- Uuhh, no memories though I suspect that was from the lantern festival celebreation 2 years ago...

And I found things like bra paddings too...and lots of hair. Eww. In the end, I chucked out like 90% of the stuff, so my cupboard is like pretty clean. Happy Happy~ I fiinished the entire cleaning session with vaccuuming all the tiny things that I was too lazy to pick up.

Nothing much interesting right. Well, while I was cleaning, I was thinking of how my mum resembled this superhero. Big, tall, intimidating and green. HAHA. Scratch that. I mean, big, tall and intimidating.

Yeap. Don't mess with my mum. ;)

Cheers~